Poanging til the cows come home.
Welcome to POANG.ME !
I'm an unassuming wooden flat pack cheap scandanavian chair. And also a sex euphemism.
Welcome to my site all about the glory of POANG, Poanging, and how to be a proper POANGatör.
before you poang...
after poang...
POANG
Design & development - the origins of POANG.
POANG started as a funny, ridiculous story on our discord server told by the legendary GrandmaYeti - our very own cryptid!
It has now become a long running joke that has taken on a life of its own. We hope you enjoy the subtle smooth curves of its bent wood, the gentle give of its supple cushions, the endearing squeak of its bounce as one (or two...) envelop themselves within its loving embrace.
Grab my Poang!
Unlock the doors to explore the rich tapestry of sensual POANGING. Become a professional POANGatör today!
For just nine long smooth easy payments of $69.69, you too can experience the wonder of POANG in your very own home!
- wonderful art by leiascully 
Poang Community
🚨 MMMM, TALK POANG TO ME, DADDY! 🚨
"In its post-1990s form, the Poäng is composed of a frame of bent, glued beechwood veneers and solid wooden rails, finished with clear lacquer[5] and available in various colors. The seating material consists of polypropylene support fabric and cushions made of leather or fabric filled with polyurethane foam.[6] A matching ottoman footstool is also sold.
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad expressed an affinity for the Poäng, and said in 2006 that he had owned the same one for 32 years."
How to choose good sex furniture
"When shopping for sex furniture, you'll want to account for how you plan to use it and how to store it. If you're new to sex furniture, consider starting with basic options like a sex pillow or sex swing. Look for models that can be deflated or taken down easily for storage.
If you're looking for sex furniture that you don't have to put away when company comes over, look into a sex chaise that can be kept out on display so your company is none the wiser . (Of course, the ones that do know what this particular type of furniture is for are probably good enough to keep it on the DL anyway.)
Advanced purveyors of sex furniture may want to invest in sex machines, which provide enhanced pleasure but require additional storage space and are often more expensive too."
Testimonials
🍆🍑😩👉👌💦"Big fan of this chair. They're well-built, look clean, and are comfy enough. My favorite part is that the upholstery can be changed out if cleaning is needed and my version is as smooth and sleek as my bald head!"
Walter Skinner Assistant Deviant for the FBI
"Amazing chair for [redacted]! I got it a week ago and have found the curves really useful for [redacted]. The angles are perfect for [redacted] in the [redacted]. My partner and I have noticed a gentle bounce while engagin in [redacted] that is a nice boost for [redacted] pleasure. 5/5
Fox Freaking Mulder FBI's most bisexual man and a degenerate
As a professional pervert, my expertise lies in crafting distinctive
virtual fantasies for my fellow digital pervert friends.
I hold the belief that an engaging discourse begins with shared values,
transparent communication, and a genuine and healthy respect for the lulz.
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- Scully's Wife ε(´｡•᎑•`)っ 💕